It is rare in the company’s history that we have had a surfit of young women willing to sleep with us. This is probably because in the past we have relied on conventional tactics (having a shower and memorizing some jokes). In fact it turns out advertising on ‘Arts Jobs’ is a far more efficient modus operandi.

The new show requires sleeping figures on stage and whilst the response has been terrific it hasn’t included the demographic spread we were after; so if you are a man of any age of a woman over 35 and fancy playing a key, if recumbent role in Tuning Out With Radio Z then please do get in touch: admin@stanscafe.co.uk